honkgamzee:


Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.Because some hunters marry their angels.Because some Divas marry Squids.Because some Kings marry Warlocks.Because some aliens marry blue boxes.Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.Because some Doctors marry their Masters.Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.Because some hunters marry their trickstersBecause some meerkats marry hobbits.Because some Captains marry their First OfficersBecause some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.Because some fandoms marry other fandomsBecause some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.                                                                                             

^ reblogging for that

Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.
i want this on a shirt.

honkgamzee:

Because some Army Doctors marry Consulting Detectives.
Because some Warblers marry Prom Queens.
Because some hunters marry their angels.
Because some Divas marry Squids.
Because some Kings marry Warlocks.
Because some aliens marry blue boxes.
Because some senior partners marry fake lawyers.
Because some telepaths marry metalbenders.
Because some moose marry tricksters, gods archangels.
Because some Doctors marry their Masters.
Because some Detective Inspectors marry the British Government.
Because some exorcists marry other exorcists.
Because some Kazekage marry future Hokage.
Because some superheroes marry their sidekicks.
Because some hunters marry their tricksters
Because some meerkats marry hobbits.
Because some Captains marry their First Officers
Because some immortal ex-time agents marry Torchwood operatives.
Because some timey-wimey knights marry windy heirs.
Because some Snipers marry Consulting Criminals.
Because some Water Tribe warriors marry banished Fire Nation princes.
Because some Holy Tax Accountants marry Bow-legged Con Artists.
Because some fandoms marry other fandoms
Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.                                                                                             

^ reblogging for that

Because some super soldiers marry genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropists.

i want this on a shirt.

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oh tumblr, you understand me so much.

themalfoymistress:

I have an odd personality flaw where I hate 99% of people and yet I still get sincerely offended when other people don’t like me

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cameronbaum:

nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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dickgrayson-west:

i am going to be disappointed when i go see the amazing spiderman and peter’s parents arent tony and steve 

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only on tumblr,

  • -on superhusbands tag-
  • -scrolling-
  • superfamily
  • superfamily
  • kissy pic
  • gif
  • rp
  • rp
  • rp
  • superfamily
  • stony tentcle porn
  • superfamily
  • text message rp
  • rp
  • someone begging for their rp partner back
  • superfamily.
  • superfamily
  • me: wait, what the FUCK was that!?!?

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melshardae:

sewbro:

MARSHMALLOW RARITY GIVEAWAY!

I haven’t done a giveaway in a while and I thought that since I’ve been selling more things lately, I might endorse my blog as well as give back to my followers c: I’ve sold practically all my marshmallow blob ponies, save for the last four. One of which I am going to put up for a giveaway. Here are the rules:

  • Reblog as many times as you like
  • Likes and reblogs count
  • If the original text is edited, you’ll be disqualified
  • Your ask box must be open
  • I will pick the winner using a randomizer
  • I will draw a name on the 30th of june!


I will cover the cost of shipping. good luck!

PS. if you like this, and miss out, I have others like it in my etsy store!

sorry guys this one’s going in my queue several times!

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Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

  • Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
  • Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
  • Tony: BFF
  • Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
  • Tony: BEST
  • Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
  • Tony: FRIENDS
  • Bruce: Tony-
  • Tony: FOREVER

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